Something to Put a Smile On When Times are Tough

The Consultant Blues (read with a blues tempo; tears optional)

You know, I have a job coming up but still
Still I have these consultant blues
Each day just goes by, goes-by without good news
No news about, about a new position to fill
I have no news, no news to bring me a thrill

Kerri is looking for somebody
But they don't sound anything like me
I say, Kerri is looking for somebody
But they don't sound anything like me
I got just one certification
And Kerri's askin for three

Everytime I see your name on my computer
I believe in hope of work lord once again
These here consultant blues done got a whole of me
When will my unemployment (checks) and troubles end

In the mornin when I rise, I look for a sign from up above
My situation is shacky baby, no recruiter textin me - no mo recruiter love
Just a hopin maybe., just a one day maybe
A Kerri-mail will unbind me, and set me free just like a dove

Credit: B.Copeland


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